boydd: hey there Rmcqoiaa, you sound hot. A/S/L? XXXXXXXX

george: Hi Rmcqoiaa. Fantastic! I work in the BMX industry.

Rmcqoiaa: I'm doing a phd in chemistry

Pedro: Hi Leeroy, send me a photo of yourself and let me know what you smell like and we may have a deal. i only plough with the best! And Boyd, ill send some pictures your way once i get down there this weekend and take some. Peddy x

Leeroy: Hey Peddy, I live in the midlands and dig girls too. Can I cum check out your trails and ploughing technique please?

boydy: finest west midlands trails sound good.

Pedro: Aaaah, G-Fresh, G-Dawg, G-Monaaaaay, G-Dizz-Dizzie-Dizzle, who wouldn't want to tell the world that they are sleeping with lots of easy women? I appreciate your concern in my sexual health, but rest assured that i am fully AIDS tested and wrap up warmer than an eskimo off on an arctic adventure when im ploughing my latest conquest. Regretfully i'm going to have to turn down your offer of a 'get together', I have assumed that you are of the male gender (george didn't really strike me as a feminine name) and i have quite clearly stated i do not bat for the opposition. But say hi to Jules for me, and please go easy on the midget.. When you get over your sexual urges and fancy experiencing some west midlands trails at their finest, we will be happy to cater for your needs All the best for now, Peddy x

george: Hi Peddy, you dont mind if I call you Peddy do you? I feel we have reached that point of our friendship were we can have cheeky nicknames for each other. glad you are up to your nuts in sluts. make sure you wash your cock after, AID's is rife amounst the promiscuous youth indulging in casual, unprotected sex. You clearly have grasped a clear understanding of the lifestyle of everyone involved at Digmore simply from the posts updated on this here blog. Congrats!...but last night, whilst rimming my boyfriend Jules, I thought, my gosh! Pedro thinks I simply trick people into taking myside in a debate by sublimely turning them gay through a BMX blog. I had to go and and beat the midget in my basement whilst I thought it through and I could get some sleep. Then I realised you didnt actually make any point and just wanted to tell the world you are sleeping with lots easy women! And son, I salute you for that. Lets get together and fuck. All this sexual tension is ruining me. George x

Ben A: ay?

Pedro: Hi there George, I'm fine thankyou, currently firmly up to my guts in sluts (but that's a different story) So you are saying that the lifestyle that this blog created for you is spending time with overly happy chicks, scary wenches and homosexual gents? I can understand the angle you are trying to approach from but please, let this be a valuable lesson, using your sexual orientation as a weapon in a debate is cowardly and unjustified. Yes, its completely fine to be gay, nobody has anything against that, but broadcasting it here and there to make people join your side in a dispute is out of order. I look forward to a well structured, thought out and meaningful argument. Yours Pedro